Jun 302012
 

According to The Blob View Of The Human Body, which is one of the theoretical models of the human body created for Happeh Theory, the human body behaves as if there is a Blob like object that motivates it. The word “Blob” means exactly what it sounds like. An shapeless mass of something that has the ability to move and change it’s shape.

The Blob behaves as if it lives or is located in the stomach.

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When describing actions of the human body using The Blob View Of The Human Body, all actions are activated by movement of the Blob from the stomach to the area being moved.

When walking for example, the muscles are not being ordered to pick up the legs and move them. The Blob extrudes itself from the stomach into the legs,

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and it is the Blob that picks the legs up. ( The muscles are being activated and moving in this method, but they are treated as if they are being activated by the Blob, and not a mental command from the brain).

Support for The Blob View Of The Human Body can be found in the simple everyday activity of sleeping. When a human being is awake and moving, the Blob has extended itself out from the stomach into the legs, the arms, and the head,

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as well as keeping the torso erect.

When most human beings sleep, they do so in a position called “The Fetal Postion”,

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that is attained by curling the two ends of the body towards each other.

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That curling up motion is exactly what the body would be expected to do if something like the Blob in the stomach was holding it extended outwards,

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was retracted back into the stomach. As the blob retracted back to the stomach,

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there would be a pulling on the places where it was, the arms, legs, and head, towards the stomach also. It is the retraction of the Blob into the stomach,

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that induces the human body to naturally move into a fetal position when the Blob goes to sleep.

Naturally the blob is involved in sexual activity. According to Happeh Theory, when a human being becomes sexually excited, the Blob will move large parts of itself to the genital area. That is necessary to make the genitals strong enough to withstand the rigors of sex.

Moving large parts of the Blob into the genital area will have the same affect on the body that sleeping does. Since parts of the Blob are being taken out of the arms, legs, and head so they can be moved down to the genitals,

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the arms, legs, and head will all exhibit a tendency to fold up and retract. Which brings us to the news story that is the basis for this blog entry.

A news story was released describing the case of an Indian man who was getting severe headaches from watching pornography.

“The unnamed “unmarried male software professional,” 24, complained of “severe, exploding” headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.

“Progressively, he started to refrain from viewing videos as a means of avoiding headaches,” researchers from Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University in New Delhi, India, wrote in the case study published in the June issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior.”

The doctors of course have no idea why the man gets headaches from watching porn.

“The cause of the man’s ill-timed headaches, triggered only by porn and not by sex or masturbation, is unclear.

“This guy is interesting because he’s just watching porn and not actually having sex,” said Dawn Buse”

What is even worse, although they have no idea what is causing the man’s porn induced headaches, these idiots gave him painkillers for his headache and told him to go ahead and watch porn!

“The man, ready to abandon his porn-watching ways, was instead advised to take 400 milligrams of ibuprofen and 500 milligrams of acetaminophen 30 minutes in advance, to which, according to the study, “he reported significant pain relief.”

As if the behavior of the doctors described so far was not harmful enough, the news article then tells readers that the headaches are nothing more “than a nuisance”.

“Like exercise-induced headaches, sex headaches are nothing more than a nuisance,”

This news article is another example that proves Scientists R Stoopid. A patient has reported a health problem and the Stoopid Scientists don’t know what it causing it. And in spite of having no idea what is causing the headaches, they gave the man pain pills and told him to keep engaging in the activity that is causing his headaches!

The patient is getting headaches because the sexual stimulation he is experiencing from the pornography is causing the Blob in his head,

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to move down into his genitals,

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which fills his genitals with Blob,

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but leaves his head empty and unsupported.

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If a video camera was focused on the man as he is watching the pornography, the video would show the man’s head drooping down or tilting to one side of the other because the there is no longer enough Blob in it to hold it erect.

Any reader who experiences sex related headaches, or for that matter Excessive Exercise related headaches as pointed out by the news article, is getting those headaches because the Blob in their head is leaving their head to go down to their genitals to make them hard so they can withstand the rigors of sexual activity in the case of sex associated headaches, or to leave their head and go into their muscles in the case of Excessive Exercise headaches.

If the doctors in this story were competent and cared for the well being of their patient, instead of viewing him as someone they can make money from by encouraging his unhealthy activities and selling him pain pills for the pain, they would tell the patient that he needs to stay away from pornography and to limit all other sexual activity for some long period of time, until his body can recover.

After his body recovers, the patient should be advised to engage in sexual stimulation as little as possible, because if he goes back to constant sexual stimulation with pornography, his headaches are going to come right back.

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