Gavin Degraw Has A Cyclopean Eye – The Daily Insight – 4-18-12

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other bodily changes and health problems. There are also other activities that will cause some or all of the same problems that masturbation causes. Excessive Sex, Homosexuality, Excessive Exercise, Injection Of Drugs, Snorting Of Drugs, Anorexia, Youth, Age, and Analytical Thought are cause problems similar to those caused by masturbation.

One of the health problems caused by masturbation is what is known as “Cyclopean Eye” in Happeh Theory nomenclature. Cyclopean Eye is the result of shrinkage of the head and body that gives the individual the tendency to look out of one instead of both eyes.

A man named “Gavin Degraw” is currently in the news. Here is the picture of Gavin Degraw.

The man in the picture is looking mostly out of his right eye instead of both eyes. That is the characteristic ¬†look of any human being with Cyclopean Eye. The Cyclopean Eye will give the impression that is is very big. Bigger than just the physical eye and eye socket area. The area circled in the following picture approximately encloses the area that is being called “Cyclopean Eye”.

It is not just the area around the eye that shrinks. Other related parts of the body also shrink and cause other bodily changes that are almost always found in any case of Cyclopean Eye. Probably the most noticeable related change is a tilting of the head. 

The head tilts away from the Cyclopean Eye because that side of the head has been shrunken. That shrinkage makes the face look uneven. The side of the face that has Cyclopean Eye will look very large,

in comparison to the shrunken opposite side of the face.

People with Cyclopean Eye will look like they only have one ear because the tilting of the head hides the other ear. Only the right ear is visible in the picture. The man looks like he has no left ear.

The shrinkage of the side of the head opposite the Cyclopean Eye will make the opposite eye look dark, and distorted as if the opposite eye is being sucked or pulled into the inner corner of the eye by the nose.

For those who have been wondering since the first paragraph, this example of Cyclopean Eye is most likely related to masturbation.

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