According to Happeh Theory, Masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other bodily changes and health problems. There are other activities that are associated with many of the same bodily changes as those caused by Masturbation. Those activities include Excessive Sex, Injection or Snorting of Drugs, Anorexia, Youth and Old Age, Analytical Thought, and most pertinent to this blog entry, Excessive Exercise.
The human body in this picture is changed in exactly the way described by Happeh Theory.
Since this human body is changed in the way by Happeh Theory, it would be tempting to immediately assume the man must masturbate. The man is involved in professional sports though, so it is almost a certainty that his body has been changed mainly by Excessive Exercise.
What are the changes to his body caused by Excessive Exercise, that are exactly the same bodily changes as those caused by Masturbation?
The bodily changes include a slanted upper body,
a slanted head,
the left side of the head is bright,
while the right side of the head is dark,
he has one high and one low shoulder,
which gives both shoulders a slanted look,
one of his arms looks short,
while the other looks long,
one hips is high,
while the other is low,
which gives both hips a slanted look,
and one of his feet is planted on the ground,
while the other leg is looks as if it is slightly lifted upwards.
It was previously stated that Homosexuality is also associated with the same bodily changes as those associated with Masturbation and Excessive Exercise. The following picture compares the man from this blog entry to a homosexual man.
The similarities between the two bodies are easily seen.
Both men have a slanted upper body,
a slanted head,
a high and low shoulder,
that makes both shoulders look slanted,
a high hip,
and a low hip,
that makes both hips look slanted,
a short looking arm,
and a longer looking arm,
a leg that is planted on the ground,
and a leg that looks slightly lifted upwards.
The similarities between the body of a Homosexual and the body of an Excessive Exerciser corroborate the claim by Happeh Theory that Homosexuality and Excessive Exercise both change the body is the same way.
Ahahahahaha this is a hilarious conclusion.