Picaso’s Painting Titled “The Dream” Depicts A Masturbating Woman

According to Happeh Theory, many famous well known cultural works of the past are really messages about the negative effects of masturbation on the human body. Those famous cultural works include statues, painting, books, and plays. Blog entries in this category are devoted to providing examples of those cultural works.

According to Happeh Theory, a picture titled ” The Dream ” by a painter named Pablo Picasso, is one of the famous well known cultural works that demonstrates the negative effects of masturbation on the human body.

Pablo Picasso was a famous Spanish painter who created many famous works. One of the paintings is commonly known as ” The Dream “. “The Dream” shows what a seated woman masturbating looks like.

A picture of Pablo Picasso’s painting titled ” The Dream ” is shown below.

The reason why Happeh Theory claims that Pablo Picasso’s ” The Dream ” is about masturbation, is not too hard to figure out. The hands of the woman in the picture look like they are at her groin.

Another indicator that the woman is masturbating is her uneven shoulders. According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make the shoulders uneven. The right shoulder is higher than the left shoulder.

The uneven shoulders give both shoulders a slanted look.

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make one leg look shorter than the other leg. Although only a small section of the upper legs are visible, the right leg looks like it is lifting upwards which would make it look short, compared to the left leg which looks like it is extended out from the body.

Other people also believe that Pablo Picasso’s ” The Dream ” is a painting of a woman masturbating. The main reason given by these people for their belief, is the presense of what looks like a penis on the left side of the head of the woman in the painting. The left side of the woman’s face looks like it has been replaced by a penis.

According to Happeh Theory, the left side of the woman’s face just happens to look like a penis. According to Happeh Theory, that is really the left side of the woman’s face. The dark area that separates the body from the head of the penis is really the left eye.

The natural question to ask would be “If the penis looking object on the left side of the face is really the left side of the face, why is it separated from the rest of the face by that black crack”?

Masturbation will shrink the head. One reason the right and left sides of the head are separated by the black crack, is to show that the left side is smaller because of masturbation caused shrinkage.

Another reason the right and left sides of the head are separated by a black crack, is because the black crack is an attempt to visually show something that can only be seen by people who can see “energy”.

Human beings have what is commonly referred to as energy. This energy can be treated as an “energy body” that is an exact duplicate of the physical body. The energy body should normally be centered and aligned on the physical body, and should be the same size as the physical body in every dimension is it completely covers the physical body

Masturbation will change the energy body. Masturbation can cause the energy body to distort away from the physical body in many different ways. Masturbation can shrink the energy body so it no longer completely covers the physical body.

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation has reduced the size of the head of the energy body of the woman, so it only covers the right side of her face and part of the left side of her face. The head of the energy body does not cover the small left part of the face that looks like a penis.

According to Happeh Theory, the black crack Pablo Picasso painted on the face of the woman, is the boundary line between the part of the physical head covered by the energy head, and the part of the physical head not covered by the head of the energy body.

Pablo Picasso was trying to help people who cannot see energy, see the parts of the head covered by the energy body and the parts of the head not covered by the energy body. He was also trying to isolate both halves of the face to show that the face of a masturbating person is big on one side and small on the other side.

Comments

  1. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Your really stretching it. First of all, the woman IS masturbating. Picasso painted all kinds of sex into his paintings, but it isn’t about the affects of masturbating on the body. It’s simply meant to look innocent while still being about sex. And second the left side of her face is like that because that is the style of painting that Picasso pioneered. By your rationale, you could probably take any painting done in the style of cubism, and make it be about the affects of masturbation on the body.

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