One of the main claims of Happeh Theory is that the entire body is interconnected, which implies that anything that happens to one area of the body must affect every other part of the body to some degree.
This news story supports Happeh Theory because Erectile Dysfunction is basically a fancy way for saying “A Limp Dick”, and why would having a limp dick be linked to an early death, unless a limp dick was a symptom of a more serious health problem somewhere else in the body?