The Daily Insight

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other bodily changes and health problems. There are also other activities that will cause some or all of the same problems that masturbation causes. Excessive Sex, Homosexuality, Excessive Exercise, Injection Of Drugs, Snorting Of Drugs, Anorexia, Youth, Age, and Analytical Thought are cause problems similar to those caused by masturbation.

One of the health problems caused by masturbation is what is known as “Cyclopean Eye” in Happeh Theory nomenclature. Cyclopean Eye is the result of shrinkage of the head and body that gives the individual the tendency to look out of one instead of both eyes.

A man named “Gavin Degraw” is currently in the news. Here is the picture of Gavin Degraw.

The man in the picture is looking mostly out of his right eye instead of both eyes. That is the characteristic  look of any human being with Cyclopean Eye. The Cyclopean Eye will give the impression that is is very big. Bigger than just the physical eye and eye socket area. The area circled in the following picture approximately encloses the area that is being called “Cyclopean Eye”.

It is not just the area around the eye that shrinks. Other related parts of the body also shrink and cause other bodily changes that are almost always found in any case of Cyclopean Eye. Probably the most noticeable related change is a tilting of the head. 

The head tilts away from the Cyclopean Eye because that side of the head has been shrunken. That shrinkage makes the face look uneven. The side of the face that has Cyclopean Eye will look very large,

in comparison to the shrunken opposite side of the face.

People with Cyclopean Eye will look like they only have one ear because the tilting of the head hides the other ear. Only the right ear is visible in the picture. The man looks like he has no left ear.

The shrinkage of the side of the head opposite the Cyclopean Eye will make the opposite eye look dark, and distorted as if the opposite eye is being sucked or pulled into the inner corner of the eye by the nose.

For those who have been wondering since the first paragraph, this example of Cyclopean Eye is most likely related to masturbation.

Here is the example picture for today’s blog entry.

The picture shows a large group of people watching some event. There is always something intriguing to find in a group picture of human beings if enough time is spent pondering what the picture shows. There is a person or people who are hiding from the cameraman taking the picture. Please take some time to examine the photograph and see if you can figure out who is hiding.

An initial examination of the picture might lead some to conclude that there is one person hiding, and that person is the woman whose face is hidden as she bends over to talk to someone next to her.

While it is true the woman could be described as “hiding”, she is not the person or person’s who are hiding.

A clue to help figure out who is hiding is realizing that the President Of The United States is sitting next to the Prime Minister Of Britain in the front row.

With the attention now focused on the President and Prime Minister, some people might feel that the black man behind the Prime Minister Of Britain is the person who is hiding.

The reasoning for that choice would be that  much of his body is obscured by the Prime Minister in front of him in a way that almost looks like he is hiding behind the Prime Minister.

The black man is not the person or person’s who are hiding. The person or person’s who are hiding are actually very easy to spot if you really look at the example picture.

There are two men in the back of the picture who are holding up their cameras in front of their faces to hide their faces.

Why would those two men try to hide their faces from the camera? They must be guilty of something right? They are fearful their real identities would become public.

Who could someone like that be? It isn’t hard to figure out if you keep in mind the fact the President Of The United States and the Prime Minister Of Britain are in the picture.

The two men are Israeli security operatives. What is it about them that identifies them as Israelis, since they have covered their faces with a camera?

Israelis can be identified by their dome like heads.

and security operatives always have fatforearms.

Besides finding out who was hiding in the picture, is their any other lesson the reader can take with them from this blog entry? Sure there is. Another obvious and easy one.

In any picture you look at, if anyone in the picture “just happens” to be holding a camera directly in front of their face so their face cannot be seen, they are a police officer, some type of military personnel, or a security operative of some kind.

Still doubt what you have read above? Take a look at the next picture.

What do you see in the picture? A man with a camera in front of his face. Like the two Israeli security agents.

Who do you think the man in the new picture is?

He is a Chinese security agent.

The Chinese security agent is hiding his face from the man taking his picture by pretending to take a picture himself, just like the Israeli security agents are hiding their faces by pretending to take a picture.

Please take a few moments to examine the following picture and form an impression of it.

Most people will agree the picture shows a man wearing pants,

a necklace,

but no shirt.

The man is holding his left arm across his legs,

and his closed right fist up to the center of his bare chest.

Did you see anything else in the picture? 

Did you see the two eyes under the collarbones?

Or the eyebrows created by the collarbones?

What about the lips in the center of the chest?

Or the mouth within those lips?

Did you see the chin created by the chest?

It almost looks like the man is feeding his right arm to a hungry creature on his chest doesn’t it?