Jun 302012

According to The Blob View Of The Human Body, which is one of the theoretical models of the human body created for Happeh Theory, the human body behaves as if there is a Blob like object that motivates it. The word “Blob” means exactly what it sounds like. An shapeless mass of something that has the ability to move and change it’s shape.

The Blob behaves as if it lives or is located in the stomach.


When describing actions of the human body using The Blob View Of The Human Body, all actions are activated by movement of the Blob from the stomach to the area being moved.

When walking for example, the muscles are not being ordered to pick up the legs and move them. The Blob extrudes itself from the stomach into the legs,


and it is the Blob that picks the legs up. ( The muscles are being activated and moving in this method, but they are treated as if they are being activated by the Blob, and not a mental command from the brain).

Support for The Blob View Of The Human Body can be found in the simple everyday activity of sleeping. When a human being is awake and moving, the Blob has extended itself out from the stomach into the legs, the arms, and the head,


as well as keeping the torso erect.

When most human beings sleep, they do so in a position called “The Fetal Postion”,


that is attained by curling the two ends of the body towards each other.


That curling up motion is exactly what the body would be expected to do if something like the Blob in the stomach was holding it extended outwards,


was retracted back into the stomach. As the blob retracted back to the stomach,


there would be a pulling on the places where it was, the arms, legs, and head, towards the stomach also. It is the retraction of the Blob into the stomach,


that induces the human body to naturally move into a fetal position when the Blob goes to sleep.

Naturally the blob is involved in sexual activity. According to Happeh Theory, when a human being becomes sexually excited, the Blob will move large parts of itself to the genital area. That is necessary to make the genitals strong enough to withstand the rigors of sex.

Moving large parts of the Blob into the genital area will have the same affect on the body that sleeping does. Since parts of the Blob are being taken out of the arms, legs, and head so they can be moved down to the genitals,


the arms, legs, and head will all exhibit a tendency to fold up and retract. Which brings us to the news story that is the basis for this blog entry.

A news story was released describing the case of an Indian man who was getting severe headaches from watching pornography.

“The unnamed “unmarried male software professional,” 24, complained of “severe, exploding” headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.

“Progressively, he started to refrain from viewing videos as a means of avoiding headaches,” researchers from Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University in New Delhi, India, wrote in the case study published in the June issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior.”

The doctors of course have no idea why the man gets headaches from watching porn.

“The cause of the man’s ill-timed headaches, triggered only by porn and not by sex or masturbation, is unclear.

“This guy is interesting because he’s just watching porn and not actually having sex,” said Dawn Buse”

What is even worse, although they have no idea what is causing the man’s porn induced headaches, these idiots gave him painkillers for his headache and told him to go ahead and watch porn!

“The man, ready to abandon his porn-watching ways, was instead advised to take 400 milligrams of ibuprofen and 500 milligrams of acetaminophen 30 minutes in advance, to which, according to the study, “he reported significant pain relief.”

As if the behavior of the doctors described so far was not harmful enough, the news article then tells readers that the headaches are nothing more “than a nuisance”.

“Like exercise-induced headaches, sex headaches are nothing more than a nuisance,”

This news article is another example that proves Scientists R Stoopid. A patient has reported a health problem and the Stoopid Scientists don’t know what it causing it. And in spite of having no idea what is causing the headaches, they gave the man pain pills and told him to keep engaging in the activity that is causing his headaches!

The patient is getting headaches because the sexual stimulation he is experiencing from the pornography is causing the Blob in his head,


to move down into his genitals,


which fills his genitals with Blob,


but leaves his head empty and unsupported.


If a video camera was focused on the man as he is watching the pornography, the video would show the man’s head drooping down or tilting to one side of the other because the there is no longer enough Blob in it to hold it erect.

Any reader who experiences sex related headaches, or for that matter Excessive Exercise related headaches as pointed out by the news article, is getting those headaches because the Blob in their head is leaving their head to go down to their genitals to make them hard so they can withstand the rigors of sexual activity in the case of sex associated headaches, or to leave their head and go into their muscles in the case of Excessive Exercise headaches.

If the doctors in this story were competent and cared for the well being of their patient, instead of viewing him as someone they can make money from by encouraging his unhealthy activities and selling him pain pills for the pain, they would tell the patient that he needs to stay away from pornography and to limit all other sexual activity for some long period of time, until his body can recover.

After his body recovers, the patient should be advised to engage in sexual stimulation as little as possible, because if he goes back to constant sexual stimulation with pornography, his headaches are going to come right back.

Jun 272012

This picture shows a stylized representation of a elderly skilled swordsman from a Japanese Anime cartoon.

A pyramid shape can be created using the outermost point of the shoulders as the base and the upward slope of the shoulders as the sides.

A similar pyramid can be created using the collar bones as a base and the slope of the trapezius muscles as the sides.

The way the head of the character is drawn makes it look like it is centered on the peak of the collar bone pyramid,

instead of sitting on the usual type of neck that is mostly under the head.

The peak of the pyramid that the head looks like it is balanced on,

is located approximately where the third eye of a human being is claimed to be.

It seems reasonable to believe that if the pyramid within the human body was developed and strengthened,

that process would also develop and strengthen the third eye,

since the peak of the pyramid is located at approximately the same location as the third eye,

and also because a pyramid with the same orientation and in the same area can be created using the two normal eyes as the base, and the third eye as the peak of the pyramid.

The third eye of a human being is traditionally associated with the development of mystical powers.

If that were true, it seems like one way to obtain mystical powers would be to develop and strengthen the pyramid within the body, which would in turn strengthen the third eye and the mystical powers claimed to be associated with it.

Jun 182012

According to Happeh Theory the ancient Egyptians understood how the human body was constructed and behaved at a deep level. According to Happeh Theory, various artifacts and creations of ancient Egyptian culture demonstrates their knowledge of the deep level construction and behavior of the human body.

One of those creations is a style of painting or drawing that shows people with only one eye visible.

According to Happeh Theory, the human body can change in a way that makes it behave as if only has one eye. An example of such a changed human body is shown in this picture.

The man has two eyes and both of them can be seen. The impression given by the picture though is that the man is looking mainly or only out of his left eye. 

The example man looks almost exactly like the man with one eye in the ancient Egyptian artwork.

It could be argued the one eyed look of the man in the ancient Egyptian artwork was because the picture is a profile view, which really does show only one eye as highlighted in this picture.

That argument does not seem valid though if the a profile view of the human head is compared to the Egyptian artwork.

The profile picture of the man shows only a small side view of the eye,

while the Egyptian artwork shows a full eye with a complete pupil

Does it really seem believable that the ancient Egyptian people were unable to draw a partial eye like the one in the profile view of the real man on their artwork?

Or is it more likely they drew a full complete eye with a full pupil on their artwork for a reason?

According to Happeh Theory, the eyes of the ancient Egyptian man portrayed in the drawings were purposefully drawn with a complete and full look on a profile view of the head, because it represented a certain type of actual human being who tends to look out of only one eye in their daily life.

A few more examples of human beings whose bodies are changed in the way that makes a human being tend to look out of one eye follow, to show how prevalent one eyed behaving human beings are in society, and to reinforce how much those types of human beings look like the one eyed people in ancient Egyptian artwork.

The man in this picture, 

obviously has two eyes,

but the picture gives the impression that he only has one eye.

The man looks similar to the Egyptian artwork showing a person with one eye.

The woman in this picture,

obviously has two eyes,

but the picture gives the impression she only has one eye.

 The woman looks similar to the Egyptian artwork of a one eyed person.

The man in this picture,

does have two eyes,

but the picture gives the impression he has only one eye.

 The man resembles the one eyed man in the Egyptian artwork.

The condition of behaving as if looking out of only one eye is referred to as “Big Eye Syndrome”. Big Eye Syndrome can be caused by Masturbation, Excessive Sex, Excessive Exercise, Snorting of Drugs, Injection of Drugs, Homosexuality, Youth, Old Age, Analytical Thought, or Anorexia.

This example can be used to compare the difference between a human being with Big Eye Syndrome and a relatively normal human being, because the example image was only part of the larger image shown below.

The “focusing out of one eye” look of the man,

to completely different from the “looking out of both eyes evenly” appearance of the woman.

The man in this picture,


has two eyes like every human being does,

but the picture gives the impression he is looking out of only one eye.

This man too resembles the Egyptian artwork showning a one eyed person.

And finally to show how Big Eye Syndrome can affect a human body at any age, the young man shown in this picture,

does have two eyes,

but the picture gives the impression he is looking out of only one eye.

His appearance also resembles the one eyed person shown in the Egyptain artwork. 

Jun 162012

The picture below shows one of the Great Pyramids of Egypt.

The next image is a close up of the Pyramid found on the back of an American one dollar bill.

There is an eye in the upper part of the Pyramid.

According to Happeh Theory, the human body behaves as if their is a Pyramid inside of it, located approximately as shown in this picture.

The next picture compares The Pyramid View of the Human Body to the Pyramid on the back of the one dollar bill.

The eye in the upper part of the pyramid on the dollar bill would be located in the head of a human body as highlighted in the next image.

The next picture shows a man with the pyramid from the one dollar bill superimposed on it in such a way that the base of the pyramid rests on the man’s shoulders and the peak of the pyramid stops at the top of the man’s forehead.

The eye of the pyramid is located approximately in the center of the man’s forehead.

If the pyramid is removed from the picture, a raised up area on the man’s forehead can be seen at the same location as the eye on the Pyramid was at.

The raised up area has an eye like shape,

the depression in the middle of the raised up area looks like the pupil of an eye,

and the upper raised up area on the forehead looks like an eyebrow.

Is it a coincidence there is an eye shaped raised up area on the example man’s forehead at approximately the same level there is an eye on the pyramid on the back of the one dollar bill?

Or did the people who designed the one dollar bill put that eye in the upper part of the pyramid because they knew the human body can behave like a pyramid, and because they knew that human beings have a third eye?

Jun 162012

The picture below shows a symbol from ancient Egyptian culture called “The Eye of Horus”.

Many theories regarding the inspiration for the exact design of the Eye of Horus have been proposed, so it cannot be said for certain what inspired the designer of The Eye Of Horus to draw it exactly the way it is.

Please take a moment to inspect the following drawing of a structure inside in the human brain.

That structure has approximately the same shape as The Eye Of Horus.

Is it just a coincidence The Eye Of Horus has the same approximate shape as a structure inside of the brain?

Or was that structure inside of the brain important to the ancient Egyptians in some way, and The Eye Of Horus is meant to duplicate the shape of that brain structure?