Dec 212011
 

According to Happeh Theory, Excessive Masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other bodily changes and health problems. Other activities with the same type of effects on the body include Excessive Sex, Homosexuality, Excessive Exercise, Injection of Drugs, Snorting of Drugs, Anorexia, and Analytical Thought.

Many people have a very hard time believing those statements. The usual reaction is “There is no ‘scientific’ evidence to back up those statements”.

Science and scientists are wrong all of the time. There are news stories every week describing something that scientists were wrong about. A collection of stories detailing situations where scientists have been wrong can be found at The Main Happeh Theory website.

Besides. Why do you care what scientists think about the claims listed above? Those claims do not involve complicated technology. They are not deeply philosophical or intellectual claims that would require months of thought to determine if they were accurate or not. The claims listed above are things that any human being can figure out on their own.

What does a human being need to verify the claim that Masturbation, Excessive Sex, Excessive Exercise, Injection of Drugs, Snorting of Drugs, Anorexia, and Analytical Thought are all associated with blindness and crippling of the human body?

Just your eyes right?

All you need to do is look at people engaged in any of the above listed activities, and determine if they behave like they are blind or crippled. You are able to make those kinds of decisions on your own aren’t you? You don’t need a scientist to tell you what you are seeing with your own eyes, do you?

Keeping what has been said firmly in mind, how many eyes does the man in the picture below look like he is using?

Wouldn’t you agree that a man who appears to be using only one eye fit’s the definition of “blind”? A human being is supposed to have two eyes, so if a human being is using only one of those eyes, they themselves are behaving as if the other eye is blind, aren’t they?

  One Response to “The Daily Insight 12-21-11 – One Eyed Blindness”

  1. I too have this problem and many more due to excessive masturbation of about 10 years.Can you propose cure related to eye sight loss and mental health and penile strength.

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