The Cyclops is not a physical invention. It is an invention of the imagination, of the culture of human beings. The legend of the cyclops is based on something from the human body as are the other physical inventions listed so far.

A Cyclops is a beast from legends that has one eye. This is one person’s idea of what a cyclops would look like.

According to Happeh Theory, the legend of the cyclops is based on a human body that behaves as if it has only one eye. There are various reasons a human body can be changed so it behaves like it has only one eye. Some of those reasons include Masturbation, Excessive Exercise, Excessive Sex, Injection of Drugs, Snorting Of Drugs, Anorexia, Analytical Thought, and Homosexuality.

This particular blog entry presents an explanation for a Cyclops caused by Homosexuality.

Homo means one. Homosexuality means one sex or same sex. The reason for the invention of the word homosexuality to describe same gender sex is that the body of a person who is homosexual will usually become one sided. Their bodies could be described as Homo-sided.

What happens is that the strength and the control of one side of the body is lost. This part of the body is dragged along by the stronger normal part of the part. If a person is Homo-sided, meaning only one side of the body is strong and healthy, then only one of the eyes would be strong and healthy.

The term “redundant” means that a system has a backup. If it fails, the redundant systems will take over control. The human body can be described as being redundant. It is built in such a way that if the left side of the body goes bad, the person can still function with just the right side. Or vice versa.

A corroborating idea for this claim is that the legend of the Cyclops is said to have come from Greek civilization. Greek civilization is also remembered for it’s homosexual tendencies.

The legend says they were “strong, stubborn, abrupt of emotion”. This description fits the characteristics displayed by a large group of homosexuals. This is because homosexuality affects the body and brain. The affect on the brain will cause personality, emotional and intellectual changes in the homosexual person.

   
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