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According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will change the human body in a particular way. Other actions associated with similar changes to the body are Injection of Drugs, Snorting of Drugs, Excessive Sex, Excessive Exercise, Homosexuality, and Anorexia.

A previous blog entry discussed how the man in the picture below was purposefully posing his body as he is to demonstrate how masturbation and other specified actions can change the human body.

A followup blog entry claimed that the picture of this woman corroborated the claim that the man was purposefully posing his body to demonstrate the changes that masturbation and other specified actions can make to the human body.

The woman is a model. Model’s frequently have Anorexia which is one of the other specified actions associated with the same changes to the body as masturbation. It was pointed out how the model’s Anorexia changed body looked almost exactly like the purposeful pose of the man.

The similarity in the look of the Anorexia changed body to the purposeful pose of the man was said to be supporting proof that the man’s pose really is a purposeful pose he is making to teach people how masturbation and other specified actions can change the human body.

The previous listing of other actions that can cause the same changes to the body as masturbation did not include age. Age, either a young age or an old age, is also associated with the same changes to the body that are caused by masturbation.

All of these actions cause the same type of changes because they all affect the same part of the body.

Today’s example picture is of a woman who is 78.

The woman’s natural body pose looks like the purposeful pose of the man.

According to Happeh Theory, the picture of the woman is more proof that the man is posing his body the way he is to demonstrate how masturbation and other specified actions change the human body.

The woman is a self declared feminist who also spent time as a sex worker. Those facts mean there are three possible explanations for the look of her body.

(1) – Age. The woman’s body looks the way it does because she is 78 and her body has started to naturally decay.

(2) – Feminism. Many feminists are also gay. Although this woman has a history of marriage, it is not beyond reason that she could have been engaged in homosexuality over her lifetime.

(3) – Excessive Sex. Because the woman worked as a sex worker, her appearance could be due to excessive sex.

The following pictures will go over the similarities between the look of the man’s purposeful pose and the woman’s natural body pose.

The head of both the man and the woman rotate to their right.

The rotation of the head to the right makes the right eye recede and look smaller.

The rotation of the head brings the left eye forward and makes it look large and prominent.

The prominent left eye causes a condition that has been named “Big Eye Syndrome” by Happeh Theory. According to Happeh Theory, masturbation and the other listed causes will make one eye go blind. The blindness in one eye makes the other eye stronger. Big Eye Syndrome is the name for the non blind stronger eye. It’s approximate location on the woman and man are shown in this picture.

Please keep in mind that the man does not really have a big eye. He is purposefully posing his body the way that it is. The circle on the man’s head is where the big eye would be if he was turning his head because his body was changed by one of the previously listed actions.

The interested individual will want to know that the woman also has what Happeh Theory calls “Gumby Head”. The head of an individual with Gumby Head looks like it is slanted.

The man’s head cannot have Gumby Head because he is only pretending to hold the body pose that he is. Gumby Head actually changes the shape of the head, so it would be easy to see on the man’s bald head if he really did have a case of Gumby Head.

The next picture compares the man pretending to have a masturbation changed posture, the woman whose posture is changed by Anorexia, and the woman whose body is changed by age, sex, or homosexuality.

All three individuals have a similar look, which supports the claim by Happeh Theory that Masturbation, Excessive Sex, Excessive Exercise, Injection of Drugs, Snorting of Drugs, Homosexuality, and Anorexia will all change the body in a specific and predictable way.

  One Response to “The Daily Insight 8-21-09 – Big Eye Syndrome In A Sex Worker 01”

  1. This is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read.

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