Aug 022016
 

One of the main reasons people disbelieve the claims of Happeh Theory, chief among them that masturbation will make a person blind and crippled, is that Doctors disagree with that claim, and actively promote masturbation as being healthy.

Doctors are liars, Doctors are stoopid and Doctors are wrong all of the time. Constantly. Every day of every month of every year. The story that is the basis of this blog entry provides another example of doctors being wrong, and provides another reason why people should believe the claim by Happeh Theory that masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled.

Doctors have promoted flossing of the teeth for decades as a practice that is conducive to good health. Now new research described in the story reprinted below has found that flossing doesn’t really do much of anything.

Jun 172016
 

We’ve long worried that masturbation can cause irreparable damage to both our souls and bodies.

Outdated and silly as these urban legends may be, we might be tempted to think that there’s at least a grain of truth to them. That’s why Medical Daily enlisted a few sex experts to help explore a simple question: Can you really masturbate too much?

May 312016
 
Why Some Cultures Frown on Smiling

Scientists R Stoopid. Really Really Stoopid. The scientists described in the news article that is the basis for this blog post claim that the reason Russian people do not smile has to do with psychological factors. While that claim may have some small percentage of truth to it, that is not the real reason Russian people do not smile.

The actual reason Russians, as well as many Asian cultures, do not smile much is physical. The physical reason is related to the discussion in the news story about how people who smile are frequently viewed as fools by Russians and the people of various Asian cultures. Human beings who are physical weak in a particular way will have a tendency to smile frequently, while human beings who are physically strong in a particular way will tend to never smile.

May 272016
 

The authorities, labelled as “The Forces Of Evil” in the title of this post, continue to print news articles claiming masturbation is healthy and beneficial for the individual.

The reality is that long term frequent masturbation will make any human being blind and crippled, as well as causing a host of other health problems that are detailed on this website.